Didbutveen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing giraffe.

Didbutveen created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didbutveen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Didbutveen, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Didbutveen's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Didbutveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect nine copper sculptures of Didbutveen on top of important buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.