Cidnurtsan is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful coyote.

Cidnurtsan created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidnurtsan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cidnurtsan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cidnurtsan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cidnurtsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always help dolphins in need.