Xinbotbat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, pitiless giraffe.

Xinbotbat created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinbotbat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xinbotbat, he will turn you into a rat.

Xinbotbat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Xinbotbat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xinbotbat.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Xinbotbat.

5. Xinbotbat loves dogs, so they must be respected.