Xinbotbat is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, pitiless
giraffe.
Xinbotbat created bats two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xinbotbat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Xinbotbat, he will turn you into a rat.
Xinbotbat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Xinbotbat's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xinbotbat.
3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Xinbotbat.
5. Xinbotbat loves dogs, so they must be respected.