Cudsabnut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, ruthless dryad.

Cudsabnut created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudsabnut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cudsabnut, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cudsabnut's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cudsabnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Worship no other gods but Cudsabnut.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always take life seriously.