Jadfatmum is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, grumpy lion.

Jadfatmum created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadfatmum, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jadfatmum, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Jadfatmum's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Jadfatmum's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Run away if eight frogs approach from the north.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Always wear red.
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