Hudbagbud is a god.

She takes the form of a large, calm wombat.

Hudbagbud created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudbagbud, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hudbagbud, she will send you a sign.

Hudbagbud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hudbagbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Never eat bark.