Nillhitflow is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered gnu.

Nillhitflow created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillhitflow, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nillhitflow, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Nillhitflow's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nillhitflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Never sing near mice.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Respect your elders.