Figzodpop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust hummingbird.

Figzodpop created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figzodpop, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Figzodpop, she will turn you into a snail.

Figzodpop's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Figzodpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.