Xuckarfpas is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient cat.

Xuckarfpas created water four years ago.

If you believe in Xuckarfpas, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xuckarfpas, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Xuckarfpas' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Xuckarfpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black skirts.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Xuckarfpas loves sharks, so they must be respected.