Nuttguptip Pogkomrow is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid
snake.
Nuttguptip Pogkomrow created bats two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttguptip Pogkomrow, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Nuttguptip Pogkomrow, she will turn you into an amoeba.
Nuttguptip Pogkomrow's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Nuttguptip Pogkomrow's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Nuttguptip Pogkomrow's name in vain.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Never eat bark.