Sabnanfudrot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful dove.

Sabnanfudrot created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sabnanfudrot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sabnanfudrot, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sabnanfudrot's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sabnanfudrot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black porpoises, for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sabnanfudrot.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Never skip near great tits.