Batkangup is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, dishonourable owl.

Batkangup created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Batkangup, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Batkangup, it will turn you into a rock.

Batkangup's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Batkangup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.