Dinvigdin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil wyrm.

Dinvigdin created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dinvigdin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinvigdin, he will turn you into a goat.

Dinvigdin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dinvigdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always wear yellow.