Dumdubsas is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous lion.

Dumdubsas created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumdubsas, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumdubsas, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dumdubsas' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dumdubsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect your elders.