Bomyimhunster Motcebfen is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omnipotent troll.

Bomyimhunster Motcebfen created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Bomyimhunster Motcebfen, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bomyimhunster Motcebfen, she will destroy your home solar system.

Bomyimhunster Motcebfen's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bomyimhunster Motcebfen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never sing in the presence of manatees.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat bark.