Ingflat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing spider.

Ingflat created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingflat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ingflat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ingflat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Ingflat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven doves approach from the east.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Run away if three dogs approach from the west.

5. Never talk about fire.