Vegartfar is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, clever naga.

Vegartfar created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegartfar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vegartfar, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vegartfar's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vegartfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vegartfar's name in vain.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.