Zanfot is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, calm camel.

Zanfot created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Zanfot, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zanfot, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zanfot's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Zanfot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zanfot first in all things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.