Ladbinweg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful coyote.

Ladbinweg created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Ladbinweg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ladbinweg, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ladbinweg's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Ladbinweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always obey Ladbinweg's priests.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ladbinweg.