Dotbaffud is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, benevolent cobra.

Dotbaffud created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Dotbaffud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotbaffud, he will laugh at you.

Dotbaffud's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dotbaffud's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dotbaffud.

2. Dotbaffud loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.