Matxinflow is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omnipotent bee.

Matxinflow created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Matxinflow, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Matxinflow, she will send you a sign.

Matxinflow's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Matxinflow's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Matxinflow on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.