Hin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous chicken.

Hin created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hin, she will turn you into a rat.

Hin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never wear white shorts.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.