Popcebdud is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty
skunk.
Popcebdud created the planet Venus three million years ago.
If you believe in
Popcebdud, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Popcebdud, he will cry a lot.
Popcebdud's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Popcebdud's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Pray towards the east.
5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.