Popcebdud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty skunk.

Popcebdud created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Popcebdud, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Popcebdud, he will cry a lot.

Popcebdud's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Popcebdud's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.