Lunwittam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate butterfly.

Lunwittam created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunwittam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lunwittam, it will cry a lot.

Lunwittam's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Lunwittam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silver sculptures of Lunwittam on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Put Lunwittam first in all things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not speak about carrots.