Nulcunquag Sagfaslin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, strong jaguar.

Nulcunquag Sagfaslin created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Nulcunquag Sagfaslin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nulcunquag Sagfaslin, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nulcunquag Sagfaslin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nulcunquag Sagfaslin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.