Migspagmip is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent
jaguar.
Migspagmip created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Migspagmip, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Migspagmip, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Migspagmip's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Migspagmip's Holy Commandments1. Run away if six squirrels approach from the east.
2. Do not wear carbon on your body.
3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Always wear gray.
5. Never wear mauve scarves.