Hudvogvid is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic
turtle.
Hudvogvid created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Hudvogvid, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Hudvogvid, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Hudvogvid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Hudvogvid's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Do not eat limes.
3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.