Sidventuncim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering wasp.

Sidventuncim created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidventuncim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sidventuncim, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sidventuncim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sidventuncim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about comets.