Fabtaldid is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, caring capybara.

Fabtaldid created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabtaldid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fabtaldid, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fabtaldid's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fabtaldid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fabtaldid's priests.

2. Fabtaldid loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Never wear magenta hats.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Never go into brown rooms.
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