Ciprigyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, charitable frog.

Ciprigyarp created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciprigyarp, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ciprigyarp, he will turn you into a hamster.

Ciprigyarp's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Ciprigyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Ciprigyarp loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never wear black scarves.

5. Never feed wheat to capybaras while wearing green shorts.