Pitnurtmotcemwadcud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, witless butterfly.

Pitnurtmotcemwadcud created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitnurtmotcemwadcud, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitnurtmotcemwadcud, she will turn you into a mole.

Pitnurtmotcemwadcud's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Pitnurtmotcemwadcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always take life seriously.
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