Bumbogflab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, two-faced fox.

Bumbogflab created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbogflab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumbogflab, she will be very unhappy.

Bumbogflab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bumbogflab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bumbogflab.