Miftigved is a god.

He takes the form of a large, deceitful rhinoceros.

Miftigved created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miftigved, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Miftigved, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Miftigved's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Miftigved's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never wear pink corsets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always obey Miftigved's priests.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.