Haktifyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a large, benevolent otter.

Haktifyatt created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haktifyatt, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Haktifyatt, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Haktifyatt's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Haktifyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four ants approach from the west.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat green fruit.