Budnillun is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, contented cat.

Budnillun created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budnillun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Budnillun, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Budnillun's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Budnillun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Put Budnillun first in all things.