Zakrenbastteenkiplam is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, happy tortoise.

Zakrenbastteenkiplam created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakrenbastteenkiplam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zakrenbastteenkiplam, it will not care at all.

Zakrenbastteenkiplam's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Zakrenbastteenkiplam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. You must love Zakrenbastteenkiplam.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.