Jabstiplun is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest fly.

Jabstiplun created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jabstiplun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jabstiplun, she will turn you into a tree.

Jabstiplun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Jabstiplun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.