Larpzodtin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent goblin.

Larpzodtin created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Larpzodtin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Larpzodtin, it will destroy your home solar system.

Larpzodtin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Larpzodtin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always obey Larpzodtin's priests.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.