Kabbarnjon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless owl.

Kabbarnjon created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabbarnjon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kabbarnjon, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kabbarnjon's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Kabbarnjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Worship no other gods but Kabbarnjon.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.