Hantagmon Figfemgat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain hummingbird.

Hantagmon Figfemgat created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hantagmon Figfemgat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hantagmon Figfemgat, he will come to you in dreams.

Hantagmon Figfemgat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hantagmon Figfemgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Do not kill frogs.