Dibyikquam is a god.

It takes the form of a small, strong dugong.

Dibyikquam created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibyikquam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dibyikquam, it will turn you into a rat.

Dibyikquam's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dibyikquam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dibyikquam on top of all buildings.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.
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