Yikbennel is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful mink.

Yikbennel created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Yikbennel, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yikbennel, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Yikbennel's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yikbennel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yikbennel's name in vain.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Yikbennel on top of all buildings.

3. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Yikbennel on top of important buildings.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
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