Sakflanfag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring wombat.

Sakflanfag created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Sakflanfag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sakflanfag, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sakflanfag's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sakflanfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Sakflanfag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect eight iron sculptures of Sakflanfag on top of important buildings.
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