Mipfutvan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful lizard.

Mipfutvan created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipfutvan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipfutvan, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mipfutvan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Mipfutvan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.