Gofmatpin Hugominsab Dussqueegtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, caring newt.

Gofmatpin Hugominsab Dussqueegtetti created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofmatpin Hugominsab Dussqueegtetti, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gofmatpin Hugominsab Dussqueegtetti, it will turn you into a worm.

Gofmatpin Hugominsab Dussqueegtetti's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gofmatpin Hugominsab Dussqueegtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gofmatpin Hugominsab Dussqueegtetti's priests.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gofmatpin Hugominsab Dussqueegtetti.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never pour water over plants.