Rencubgod is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent hippopotamus.

Rencubgod created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rencubgod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rencubgod, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Rencubgod's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rencubgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Rencubgod loves sharks, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Never feed turnips to nematodes while wearing blue ear rings.