Logbast is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome wombat.

Logbast created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logbast, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Logbast, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Logbast's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Logbast's Holy Commandments

1. Logbast loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.