Habcedfad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, pitiless horse.

Habcedfad created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habcedfad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Habcedfad, it will come to you in dreams.

Habcedfad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Habcedfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Never wear cyan coats.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Habcedfad on top of all buildings.