Jatbossdob is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless lion.

Jatbossdob created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatbossdob, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jatbossdob, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jatbossdob's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Jatbossdob's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jatbossdob.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not eat oranges.