Fabbopsis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, weak sheep.

Fabbopsis created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabbopsis, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fabbopsis, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fabbopsis' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fabbopsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Run away if three goats approach from the south.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. You must love Fabbopsis.